[kj] OT: Ahhhhhh....

Cliff and Kara Livingston gathering@misera.net
Sun, 31 Aug 2003 14:59:52 -0800


So does that mean you like football & alcohol or something,haha.
Monk-A

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Jester" <webmaster@killing-joke.com>
To: <gathering@misera.net>
Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2003 1:56 PM
Subject: [kj] OT: Ahhhhhh....


> For the last two days, I have done absolutely nothing but eat grilled
meat,
> drink beer, fart, belch, scratch and watch college football all day long.
>
> After almost 5 years of marriage, my wife knows (because I systematically
> wore her down) that Saturdays from September through December are purely
for
> college football. Do not ask any friends or relatives to come visit on
those
> days or I will surely embarrass you. Do not plan any kind of special
> Saturday nights out for movies or dinner because I can catch it on VHS and
> I'm NOT hungry. Do not expect any yard work - hire someone. I will not
move
> "just one box from the attic" no matter how bad it is needed. Do not,
repeat
> DO NOT start any long-winded stories or tell me any new "issues" or try to
> draw me into "meaningful" conversations on Saturdays - they can wait till
> January.
>
> I will be MIA after 6PM CST Sunday night (tonight), till sometime Tuesday.
A
> full bottle of Jim Beam, Margarita's, and a 12 pk of Rolling Rock will die
> tonight.
>
> FUCK I wish I was in Austin right now!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
>
>
> Keeping the Fire Alive with HONOUR!
> Occisio Locatio
>
> The Web Master,
> Jester
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>
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