[kj] Concorde...
Rob's Arse
gathering@misera.net
Wed, 22 Oct 2003 09:30:06 -0700 (PDT)
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I know a story about a concorde Captain. My brother is a pilot for BA and told me that the Concorde piolts are usually upper class twats., full of their own self importance.
Anyway, one guy books into his hotel in Paris and went to his room only to find an enormous shit in his toilet. He flushed , but the offending turd did not budge. He flushed again, still the devil floated there.
This guy got into a terrible rage and stormed out of his room to find a maid. By all accounts steam was coming out of this fella's ears and he virtually dragged the poor maid who spoke no English into the bathroom.
He stormed in, lifted the toilet seat and fumed "Madame, regard!" pointing to the big log. Then, to demonstrate his disgust and dispair he gave the toilet yet another flush, only to see the offending article disappear round the U bend and begin it's journey to the coast!!
To which the bemused maid is reported to have remarked "Bravo Monsieur, Bravo!"...............
--- "Shadforth, Jane E SUKOP-UOIT/42" <jane.shadforth@shell.com> wrote:
... just flew past my window on it's last ever flight out of Manchester Airport.
I'm not normally a plane-spotter, but it felt like a significant moment in history, Jane
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