[kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters

Fri, 19 Mar 2004 11:25:51 EST

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In a message dated 3/19/2004 7:46:34 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
tofield@cica.freeserve.co.uk writes:
t'was me, Tim.
My mate Joe told me this story. He swore blind it happened to him. I
dont see him very often nowadays, and he always was one to embelish a
story, shall we say! Anyway, it didnt matter to me at the time whether
it was true or not, 'cos the way he told the story had me in stitches,
one of those times when you wake up laughing the next morning!
phil
got a good one for you along the same line- my friend used to be a painter. 
One of the golden rules is you dont use the bathrooms in the house. 
My friend was having some problems that day and really had to take a dump, so 
he went against the rule and went into the house bathtroom to take it. Once 
he did and went to flush he realized the toilet was broken as their wasnt 
anything in it to make the water flush- so he had to wrap TP around his hand like a 
baseball glove and "fish it out and give it a toss out the window"- the prob 
was though that in the water in the toilet there was evidence left that 
something was in there, but nothing could be done about- from there his co-workers 
named him- "Muddy Waters"
true story

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2px solid"><FONT face=3DArial>t'was me, Tim.<BR>My mate Joe told me this sto=
ry. He swore blind it happened to him. I<BR>dont see him very often nowadays=
, and he always was one to embelish a<BR>story, shall we say! Anyway, it did=
nt matter to me at the time whether<BR>it was true or not, 'cos the way he t=
old the story had me in stitches,<BR>one of those times when you wake up lau=
ghing the next morning!<BR>phil</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
<DIV>got a good one for you along the same line- my friend used to be a pain=
ter. One of the golden rules is you dont use the bathrooms in the house. </D=
IV>
<DIV>My friend was having some problems that day and really had to take a du=
mp, so he went against the rule and went into the house bathtroom to take it=
. Once he did and went to flush he realized the toilet was broken as their w=
asnt anything in it to make the water flush- so he had to wrap TP around his=
 hand like a baseball glove and "fish it out and give it a toss out the wind=
ow"- the prob was though that in the water in the toilet there was evidence=20=
left that something was in there, but nothing could be done about- from ther=
e his co-workers named him- "Muddy Waters"</DIV>
<DIV>true story</DIV></BODY></HTML>

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