[kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters. Mike Patton

[Alexander Smith]

This is like the nineteenth poop-related story about Mike Patton that=20
I've heard.

Clearly, the man has a fixation.

Anyone heard the new Fantomas record? I'm intrigued, but they're=20
normally filed in the truly "not for everyone" section.

Alex in NYC



On Saturday, March 20, 2004, at 11:42 AM, Christof hamille wrote:

> All right
>
> Since it look slike we are all fecal freaks here ;)...
> I worked on and off at this club over the years that gets quite a few=20=

> bands through (Killing Joke played  on the Pandemonium tour there).=20
> Well a band called Fantomas played their first Detroit show at this=20
> venue.  Fantomas features (KING) Buzz Osbourne, Dave Lombardo and Mike=20=

> Patton, amongst others.  There are three levels to this venue.  The=20
> upstairs (The Burns Room), the main floor (St. Andrew's Hall) and the=20=

> basement (the Shelter).  Typically when bands are playing the=20
> mainfloor their dressing room will be upstairs and they will get to=20
> the stage by going through the basement.  This was all a set up.
> Fantomas play to a packed house o the main floor.  Everything is great=20=

> and fine.  The basement was closed that night because their was no=20
> other event.  So the band and their crew cold travel through the=20
> basement easily and at their own discretion.  In the bar of the=20
> basement there is a drop safe for the bartenders.  After the show one=20=

> of the barbacks is taking empties to the cooler room.  But what does=20=

> he see...Mike Patton taking a dump in the safe.  Laughing his ass off=20=

> (no pun intended).  Why?  He did not confront him because...Well....I=20=

> mean...Would you want to?  There was no confrontation earlier.  Mike=20=

> Patton said nothing.  Went to the dressing room and left.
> So there is my poop story.  If yoiu have a safe and Mike Patton is=20
> coming over...WATCHOUT
>
> Chris
>
>
>> From: Devacor@aol.com
>> Reply-To: gathering@misera.net
>> To: gathering@misera.net
>> Subject: Re: [kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters
>> Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 15:30:32 -0500
>>
>> of course I heard a few stories of my friends bands on tour and=20
>> taking a dump in a box and putting it under someones pillow while=20
>> they are sleeping.
>>  I had a rather twisted little friend who wanted to start a service=20=

>> called "the jar" for $ he would take a dump in a jar and anonymously=20=

>> send it to someone. At the time there was this girl in the hardcore=20=

>> scene who tried to rally this girl movement against the big jocky=20
>> guys who ruled the scene and they would get up in guys faces yelling=20=

>> and screaming and all. they would get in the front row and if you=20
>> bumped into them they would turn around and freak on you. Well enough=20=

>> was enough after one point and my friend decided to try his "Jar"=20
>> idea out and anonymously Fed ex'ed the head girl a fine speciman.
>>  we heard it bugged her out to the max and she never was the same=20
>> since.
>>  Kind of felt bad afterward.
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