[kj] worst poll

[fluw]

KILLING JOKE'S WORST EVER:
1. PRODUCER
tie - youth democracy, coleman/walker - otg. although considering the potential of each album, youth gets the nod 

2. DANCE MIX - all crap

3. CONVENTIONAL REMIX  - stay one jump ahead

4. MISSED OPPORTUNITY -  bpf is in nyc and interested in saying hello and no phone call to the big man?! maybe not the worst but considering the vintage of the persons involved it is a bit immature. geordie not hiring me for roadie duty 

YOUR WORST EVER...
5. JOB  KFC for two miserable weeks 


6. DECISION  selling my ranch


7. SEXUAL EXPERIENCE  how bout the time i accepted money from a plump skin head bitch for a quicky on a moldy carpet in a heroin cellar. or the time i was in a four way with a brick house of a black chick, a madonna look alike and a red head in a dark park when we suddenly noticed we were surrounded  by a circle jerk of shady dudes. then quickly grabbed our threads and darted for the car. absolutely true!!   


8. MISTAKE o selling the ranch. telling that last bit


9. EMBARRASSING INCIDENT ripping out a drunken fart while receiving a sloppy blowjob from a mega hotty during a one nighter 

THE WORST EVER...
10. GIG YOU'VE BEEN TO  an elementary school friend took me to a billy joel gig. or my band opened for firefall once, that bit the big knob  

11. ALBUM YOU'VE BOUGHT  too many - roman holliday? teenage cruisers( the xrated rockabilly film soundtrack)? nah must be a kiss record.


12. SINGLE YOU'VE BOUGHT i live in america where only white trash and getto booty buy 'em. oh wait i did by the america single 

13. FILM YOU'VE PAID TO SEE  mel gibson's  - SigNS  - pure middle ages christian agenda crap

14. BOOK YOU'VE READ  part of something by tom clancy, what a tool he is


15. TV SHOW YOU'VE SEEN  unreality or fox news

16. MUSIC VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN  any modern so called r-n-b

17. HOLIDAY YOU'VE HAD never had a bad one

18. CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTED not being guilty of burning a church i was detained in reference too.

19. LIE YOU'VE TOLD you're not fat

20. OTHER VERY BAD THING YOU DID beaned an old woman waiting at the bus stop in the temple (SP?) with a penny when riding on the school bus one summer school afternoon...not being guilty of burning that church down.