TOURBUS;
1,Walk out on stage slowly
2,Stare vacantly at an imaginary object 50 metres away
3,Slowly raise your tensely clawed left hand
4,screw your face up(keeping the stare)
5,Open your eyes as wide as they go
6,Hold pose for 60 seconds
7,(music starts)Relax and give a cheeky smile
"WHAT'S THIS FOR" ? Shouts Geordie,
"Gis it back,replies "Jaz,"At least I don't just stand there like a
cardboard cut-out."