[kj] Please help me update my address book
Patrick Davies
Patrick.Davies at subsea7.com
Fri Nov 12 06:23:50 EST 2004
Actually I think it was an error Peter.
He loaded up the email address of the list onto his 'whatever it is' and
it accidentally sends out that confirmation slip. My orange account does
the same, except I turned it off.
Still its Friday:
Location (Turriff primary school East Aberdeenshire, scary part of
scotland)
Teacher to class: "Right class today is Thursday, so we're going to
have a general knowledge pop quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right
can have Friday off and not come back until Tuesday."
Wee Jimmy (the class mink) thinks, 'brill ahm ace at ma general
knowledge.'
Teacher: "Right class, who can tell me who said.'Don't ask what your
country can do for you , but what you can do for your country'? Wee
Jimmy (shoots up his hand) Teacher looking round: Yes Jeremy.
Jeremy (in English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is JF Kennedy
inauguration speech 1960."
Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may come back on Tuesday."
NEXT THURSDAY COMES AROUND, AND WEE JIMMY IS EVEN MORE DETERMINED
Teacher: "Who said. 'We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight
them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never
surrender'?"
Wee Jimmy (SHOOTS UP HIS HAND SHOUTING I KNOW) Teacher (looking
round): "Yes Timothy."
Timothy (In posher English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is Winston
Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech."
Teacher: "Very good timothy , you may come back on Tuesday."
THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY COMES AROUND AND WEE JIMMY IS VERY VEXED
Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind'?" Jimmy (JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH BOTH HANDS UP, YELLING I
KNOW) Wee Jimmy (looking round the class): "Yes Rupert." Rupert (In
frightfully plumy English accent): "Yes miss that was Neil
Armstrong,1967, The first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert you may come back on Tuesday."
Wee Jimmy(Who has lost the plot blurts out): "WHERE THE F**K DID ALL
THESE ENGLISH C**NTS COME FROM?"
TEACHER (Looking round the class): "Who said that?"
Wee Jimmy (Standing back up): "Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden,1746.
SEE YA TUESDAY."
ePat
-----Original Message-----
(Saying what everyone else was thinking.)
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