[kj] [ot] fatpotangas lovely crap poll

[mike coles]

as if i've got nothing better to do...

1. Name
mike coles aka colesy


70. age
53 and eleven twelfths
[can you believe i had to look twelfths up in the dictionary!!]


32. shoe size
7

8. any secret names/aliases
many years ago, extremeties era, i drew all the maps for thomsons 
holiday brochures
i was affectionately known as "map king coles"
also known as nibbler for my [ex]habit of eating hash
sloper for being able to slope off home from any social gathering 
without a word of goodbye when i was too pissed and the sky started 
spinning
and i occasionally use the alias "mikey c, the man with glee"

95. I [try to] earn a living as
a vendor of music/clothes/graphic design

7. but secretly I'd like to be....
a vendor of great quantities of music/clothes/graphic design


8. what type of underwear are you wearing
clean tartan boxers


11. what's your credit card number (mail me off list)
not telling you, but i know what yours is...

6. Dear Santa, I've been ever so good so for Xmas pleez can I have..
a dab radio with a memory so you can pause and replay
enough money to buy my kids what they want


3. I live in...
kilburn, north west london, twinned with dublin


3. My highpoints of 2004 were
the rebirth of malicious damage records
taking my son to loftus road


9. Aside from this poll, the crappest thing (so far) in 2004 was
my dad dying


16. I last washed my...
face


53. Next year I'm rather looking forward to
putting out lots of new music and selling lots of records


9. I'm currently enjoying...
life in general


88. When noones looking I sometimes like to....
dance around like a prat and sing ridiculous made-up lyrics to 
whatever music i'm listening to


42. in the event of my death I'd quite like to be...
very very old and peacefully asleep


0. for my funeral I'd like...
"death is not the end" by nick cave and the bad seeds
followed by a right royal piss-up

20. Some thoughts on Killing Joke:
unfulfilled genius


22. I quite like to drink...
tea, beer, wine


34. I think I have a talent for...
sticking to my guns

46. I would like to achieve
success for malicious damage records


732. I'm a bit frightened of...
getting ill


6. I can't stand...
people bitching at each other on this fucking list


59. I want to go to...
india


18. I hate my...
temper when i lose it


9. I cringe when I remember the time that...
i was carried, pissed as a fart, from a launch party at island 
records in basing street in 1972

88. when I'm drunk I...
enjoy myself and talk a load of shite

101. my favourite body part is..
my head


666. if you could paint anything on any part of any politician, who 
and what would you choose?
cunt, backwards, on tony bliar's forehead

5. to relax I...
like to chat with a few mates in the pub
watch the simpsons with my kids
have my back scratched by mrs shrinkwrap


26. Oh god, not another stupid question
where?

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