[kj] OT: Laughter & argue

[Bish]

Hows this ?

Man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and 
a huge flock of sheep. Tells the shepherd, "I will bet you £100  against 
one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." 
The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet. 
"973," says the man. The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly 
right. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up 
and begins to walk away.

"Wait," cries the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or 
nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." Man says sure. "You are 
an economist for a government think tank," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" 
responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you 
deduce that?"

"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."

fatpotanga wrote:

>Anyone know any good jokes?
>We've have a lot of 'argue' this year & as it's the season to be jolly and
>all that, I could enjoy a giggle.
>--
>There's a brunette and a blonde working in an office when this massive
>bouquet of flowers arrives addressed to the brunette.
>She reads the card, sighs and goes back to work looking really fed up.
>"Those flowers are beautiful," says the Blonde " why the long face?"
>"Because," sighed the brunette "it means I'm going to have to spend then
>next few days with my legs in the air"
>"Oh right." says the blonde, "Haven't you got a vase?"
>
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