[kj] OT : FY2006 Defense Budget

[Dave Driver]

.America spends more money propping up Israel than it
gives to all the other'3rd world countrys put
together,also I hav,nt noticed much restraining of
Israel going on..Shalom D.Vulture --- Juliet Pleming
<pricepleming at tiscali.co.uk> wrote: 
> Some American person just forwarded this to me
> through another group I
> belong to. Just thought I'd throw it into the pit to
> be chewed on. What
> d'ya think XXXXXXXXXX?
> 
> Is this an arrogant and patronizing point of view?
> Does that go without
> saying?
> 
> The person who sent it to me thought it was
> humourous.
> 
> Juliet
> 
> Here it is: 
> 
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR
> NEXT PRESIDENT GIVE
> THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? 
> And I wouldn't care what party he represented. 
> 
> My Fellow Americans: 
> As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
> completed. Since
> congress does not want to spend any more money on
> this war, our mission
> in Iraq is complete. 
> 
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal
> of all American
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
> within 30 days. It is now
> time to begin the reckoning. 
> 
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains! the
> names of countries
> that have stood by our side during the Iraq
> conflict. This list is
> short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria,
> Australia, and Poland are
> some of the countries listed there. 
> 
> The other list contains everyone not on the first
> list. Most of the
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary
> will be
> distributing copies of both lists later this
> evening. 
> 
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
> foreign aid to those
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
> indefinitely. The money saved
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for
> the costs of the
> Iraqi war. 
> 
> The American people are no longer going to pour
> money into third world
> Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow
> fat on corruption.
> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?
> Call France. 
> 
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work
> to redirect this
> money toward solving the vexing social problems we
> still have at home. 
> 
> On that note, a word to terrorist organizations.
> Screw with us and we
> will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your
> friends from the face
> of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to
> terrorize? Try France, or
> maybe China. 
> 
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys.
> Work out a peace deal
> now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all
> of you can go to
> Russia for negotiations. They have some great
> palaces there. Big tables,
> too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going
> to restrain Israel!
> 
> 
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
> relations with
> France, Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your
> help, comrades. 
> 
> We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes
> amis. 
> 
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to
> begin towing the many UN
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more
> than two unpaid
> parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will
> be stripped, shredded
> and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty
> pertains to this. You
> creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay
> those tickets
> tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and
> limos be turned
> over to some of the finest chop shops in the world.
> I love New York. 
> 
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
> 2. Since we are
> likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you
> folks might want to
> try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also
> on List 2. President
> Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an
> attitude
> adjustment. I will have a couple of extra tank and
> infantry divisions
> sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em?
> Yep, border security.
> So start doing something with your oil. 
> 
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the
> NAFTA
> treaty---starting now. We are sick and tired of the
> one-way highway. 
> 
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
> and its own citizens.
> Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them
> by saying, "darn
> tootin." 
> 
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
> decent life around the
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just
> about everyone on
> the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in
> America. It is time to
> eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to
> eliminate World Cup
> Soccer from America. 
> 
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks
> guys. We owe you and
> we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final
> thought. Go to Hell.
> God Bless America. Thank you and good night. 
> 
> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
> reading it in English,
> Thank a U.S. Soldier!!!!!!!!! 
> 
> ( Please forward this to at least ten friends and
> see what happens! 
> Let's get this to every computer in the USA!!) 
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: gathering-bounces at misera.net
> [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]
> On Behalf Of xxxxxxxxxx
> Sent: 16 February 2005 20:35
> To: gathering at misera.net
> Subject: Re: [kj] OT : FY2006 Defense Budget
> 
> 
> 
> "the people spending the money never run the risk of
> getting killed".
> 
> Everybody has a role to play in society.Some people
> are good at doing
> things and some people are good at organising other
> people to do
> things.And it would nt make sense to risk "The
> organisers",Because then
> the "doers"would be lost.
> Organisers are required in the army.You cant really
> have soldiers
> deciding independently which war too fight in.Can
> you imagine it in the
> barracks"Im just off to Kazakastan for a few weeks
> sarge,see you when I
> get back".:-)
> 
> XXXXXXXXXX 
> _______________________________________________
> Gathering mailing list
> Gathering at misera.net
> http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering
> 
> _______________________________________________
> Gathering mailing list
> Gathering at misera.net
> http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering
>  


	
	
		
___________________________________________________________ 
ALL-NEW Yahoo! Messenger - all new features - even more fun! http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com