[kj] Joke Spotting

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Followers.........Joke spotted last night.
     I was sitting in a bar last week and a man with a monkey walked in.The monkey started eating the beer mats,Then the crisps then he ate the snooker chalk and then he ate the white snooker- ball.
     The barman said" Bloody hell, Did you see that, The monkeys going around and eating everything"
     The owner said"Yes He does it all the time"
     
   A few days later the man came back with his monkey.The monkey picked up a cherry,stuck it up his arse,pulled it out and ate it.
   "Bloody hell" said the barman .
"That monkey just stuck a cherry up it's arse pulled it out and ate it"
   And the owner said "yeah,Ever since he ate that snooker-ball,He measures everything before he eats it".