[kj] I'm not racist, but...
mr geordie
mr_geordie at hotmail.co.uk
Wed Nov 2 06:49:41 EST 2005
You forgot to mention:
5% of those who like Democracy were guilty of "Looking at me in a funny way"
34.56% of those who liked BTATS were guilty of "Walking on the cracks in the
pavement" (sidewalk)
Ok it's an old sketch but there you go....
Mr G.
>From: Paul Rangecroft <paul.rangecroft at gmail.com>
>Reply-To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)"
><gathering at misera.net>
>To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)"
><gathering at misera.net>
>Subject: [kj] I'm not racist, but...
>Date: Wed, 2 Nov 2005 11:24:48 +0000
>
>...you may find the following true facts of interest. According to a recent
>unscientifically small poll of a non-representative proportion of the
>population:
> * 47.883% (with a standard deviation of 2.94) of those who liked
>PANDEMONIUM worked in corner shops and couldn't decide which cricket team
>they supported. One of these did a wicked Ali G impression, innit.
> * An unusually large number of those who liked NIGHT TIME put dogs in
>stirfries and made very good workers.
> * More of those who voted for FIRE DANCES than REVELATIONS had big, thick
>rubbery lips (like Henry Cooper and Joe Bugner).
> Jaz Coleman is off mixed race. Which is my favourite. That's the
>melting-pot, please. So there's your racists, for you.
> This poll was compiled for the Gathering by the United Metropolitan
>Police
>Force of Great Britain (an equal-opportunities employer - although we would
>like to point out that there ain't no black in the Union Jack).
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