[kj] OT: Don't like Courtney Love? FINAL

[dammit bleep]

Then you must not be too familiar with the late El
Duce. This was one crazy effin' organism. He was a
hitman and singer Courtney allegedly approached to
kill Kurt.

He penned such captivating lyrics as:


"You're my personal sex slave."

"Adultery...YEAH! That's the life for you...and
me....SLUT!"

And the prose of:

"She hasn't been laid in days. Now she's covered in
mayonaise."

Touching, really.

This was a Pacific Northwestern redneck of the highest
order. The Mentors were about as wild of a novelty
band as ever existed...and 10 times as distasteful.
Like a trainwreck...no pun intended.

El Duce said he would have done it, but the deal fell
through somehow. The Mentors were never the type to
push a single (did they have any?). They were the type
to get paid to be as dirty as they could get away
with.

Wait a second...maybe he WAS a genius. Maybe not.


-jim


--- "peter.west410" <peter.west410 at ntlworld.com>
wrote:

> Errrrrr, If you want someone to sing in your band,
> would you ask a hitman?
> No. So why would anyone ask a singer in a band to be
> a hitman?
>   And if someone got shot , nobody would say " I got
> offered $100 000 to do
> that, but turned it down!!!!!!!"..............Unless
> they were a singer in a
> band who were seeking publicity for their new
> single.
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "dammit bleep" <hawk044 at yahoo.com>
> To: "Alex Smith" <vassifer at earthlink.net>; "A list
> about all things Killing
> Joke (the band!)" <gathering at misera.net>
> Sent: Thursday, November 03, 2005 9:17 PM
> Subject: Re: [kj] OT: Don't like Courtney Love?
> FINAL
> 
> 
> > Not to prolong the debate, but El Duce (The
> Mentors)
> > claimed Love offered him money ($100,000?) to
> shoot
> > Cobain to death.
> >
> > Of course, he also died after passing out on train
> > tracks.
> >
> > -jim
> >
> 
> 
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