[kj] School Mam

[Alex Smith]

Sounds reasonably accurate.

Alex in NYC


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>Subject: [kj] School Mam

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>

>Alex in NYC has taken on the challenge of educating

>Killing Joke at the School of Extremities to make sure

>they do better and pass all the exams they need, ie.

>none at all.

>

>Alex: You are an inspiration to me! An inspiration of

>how not to be! Mr Coleman stop smoking at the back!

>You know how it spoils your beautiful voice!

>

>Jaz: Hack, cough, urghh! Wardance!

>

>Alex: Now have you finished your homework and brought

>me some Gems of Power? Stop fiddling with Nigel

>Kennedy when I speak to you!

>

>Jaz: I've been composing my Majestic symphony instead.

>It is the greatest work of mortal man, a Celebration

>of Lies for summoning Lightbringer.

>

>Alex: (Wailing and gnashing of teeth) Oh why oh why

>can't you just write some nice lyrics about Glory

>Glory in Europe like the good ol' days?

>

>Geordie: Take it easy, sanity has come!

>

>Alex: And where might I ask, is Paul Raven?

>

>Geordie: Running faster all the time.

>

>Ben: Or is he outside the gate?

>

>Alex: Be quiet Little Ben, I cannot hear Mr Walker. 

>Write me out 100 emails, "I must learn to play

>Eighties synthpads like the Mighty Big Paul."

>

>Jaz: Lies! Look, I'll tell him about Raven because I'm

>a bigmouth. He's gone off to play with Ministry. Lies!

>

>Alex: Its all your fault Coleman! You drove him to it!

>I knew this kind of thing would happen if I left you

>alone Down Under for 5 Minutes! Write me 666 emails,

>"I must struggle to go back and live in the Eighties."

>

>Jaz: Dodge the bullet or carry the gun. The choice is

>yours! 

>

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