[kj] OT: Invent something better than 'democracy'

[fatpotanga]

On 15/10/06 16:05, "Rob's Arse" wrote:

> I'll take democracy until someone invents something better.

Aha!
A challenge!
I like it...
OK, how about... 

Self fastening buttons! They¹d be great.

Or inflatable travel toothbrushes...?

Biodegradable fencing made entirely out of dried worms

Left & Right ŒTrainer¹ shoes for kids that administer a small electrical
charge if placed on the wrong foot.

A ruler that reads out the measurements as you move your pen/pencil along
it.

Interchangeable DIY attachments for guide/seeing eye dogs such as drills,
screwdrivers, hammers etc

A gun that fires slugs.
Totally biodegradable ammunition.
Dried slugs at velocity would be lethal - ideal for military use; & use
Œlive¹ ammo for things like riots & crowd control.

A device that makes soothing noises near bees/wasps nests to make them less
aggressive.

ŒFly Mines¹ - tiny explosive pellets for window sills an entertaining and
effective way of killing flies.

Sick of cold coffee? How about a drinks mat that sends a warning message if
you haven¹t lifted your cup for a preset amount of minutes.

Vibrating light switches for the prankster in you.

Door hinges that remember the exact position you last opened the door to.

Heated toilet paper ­ try it. It¹s the future!

USB Toothbrush with MP3 player/data storage



Best be safe - copyright fatpotanga

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