[kj] OT: Invent something better than 'democracy'

[Jiri]

All fine and good, but where does your regime stand on cats?

fatpotanga wrote:
> On 15/10/06 16:05, "Rob's Arse" wrote:
>
>     I'll take democracy until someone invents something better.
>
>
> Aha!
> A challenge!
> I like it...
> OK, how about...
>
> Self fastening buttons! They'd be great.
>
> Or inflatable travel toothbrushes...?
>
> Biodegradable fencing made entirely out of dried worms
>
> Left & Right 'Trainer' shoes for kids that administer a small 
> electrical charge if placed on the wrong foot.
>
> A ruler that reads out the measurements as you move your pen/pencil 
> along it.
>
> Interchangeable DIY attachments for guide/seeing eye dogs such as 
> drills, screwdrivers, hammers etc
>
> A gun that fires slugs.
> Totally biodegradable ammunition.
> Dried slugs at velocity would be lethal - ideal for military use; & 
> use 'live' ammo for things like riots & crowd control.
>
> A device that makes soothing noises near bees/wasps nests to make them 
> less aggressive.
>
> 'Fly Mines' - tiny explosive pellets for window sills an entertaining 
> and effective way of killing flies.
>
> Sick of cold coffee? How about a drinks mat that sends a warning 
> message if you haven't lifted your cup for a preset amount of minutes.
>
> Vibrating light switches for the prankster in you.
>
> Door hinges that remember the exact position you last opened the door to.
>
> Heated toilet paper -- try it. It's the future!
>
> USB Toothbrush with MP3 player/data storage
>
>
>
> Best be safe - copyright fatpotanga
>
> =:¬)
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