[kj] OT: cat

[n0153 jr]

I ran over a guy once... he was in his late 50s. he got stuck
underneath the car and I only noticed when I got home, poor bloody rag
he was  by then...

(that's a lie, I just thought I'd might make you all feel better about
all those road kills and all)...



On 4/3/07, Brendan Quinn <bq at soundgardener.co.nz> wrote:

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> Did you wrap it up with "These are our pets, today. Well, they *were* out

> pets….earlier on…today"

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> From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On

> Behalf Of Pssyche

>  Sent: Wednesday, 4 April 2007 6:26 a.m.

>  To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)

>  Subject: Re: [kj] OT: cat

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> You're not alone Mr Potanga - I killed my first cat in Nottingham last

> month, the taxi in front hit it first and I finished it off.

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> The lad in the passenger seat has 7 cats - strangely he thought it was

> funny.

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> My brother was a taxi driver for 5 years and reckons they're just an

> 'occupational hazard' - nowt you can do really.

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> Confirmed kills: a barn owl, a seagull, a suicidal fox and a cat.

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> From: fatpotanga

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> To: The Gathering

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> Sent: Tuesday, April 03, 2007 5:58 PM

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> Subject: [kj] OT: cat

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> I killed a cat today.

>  It ran out in front of the car - no way of avoiding it & unfortunately & it

> didn't die particularly quickly or peacefully.

>  Not pleasant at all.

>  It's collar was thrown off & it had a number which I called but got the

> answer phone.

>  I think, being a little shaken I rambled & in true Alan Partridge

> (fatpotanga?) style I think I said something like "It's still alive but

> barely. No I think it's dead now. Yes, it's dead"

>  I hope to god I didn't but I think I may have...

>  Oh well – there's another tale for the archives.

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>  I don't like cats.

>  I like killing them even less.

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