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[Brendan]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8
months later he perfomed a private concert for the Queen of England." One
of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal
in field events at the olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago, a
cowboy, who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now, he's president of the United States."