[kj] OT: How to handle irritating seatmates

[Brendan]

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seatmate who keeps
talking to you, snooping at everything you read? Next time, follow these
instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep
breath...
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