[kj] Accelerated Eco-Meltdown

[Jerry Butson]

Or could it be due to something more native to the Northern
Hemisphere...such as the amount of hot air continualling radiating from
Greater Manchester, eh Graeme?

On 02/02/07, Darth E. Vader <crackedmachine at yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>

> Winter - where is it?

>

> The Ayles Ice Shelf — about the size of Manhattan —

> broke clear 16 months ago from the coast of Ellesmere

> Island, about 500 miles south of the North Pole in the

> Canadian Arctic.

> "We are crossing climate thresholds, and these may

> signal the onset of accelerated change ahead."

>

> This is clearly the work of Iranian Terrorists from

> Hell, who have moved their Axis of Evil closer to the

> USA.

> To prevent this dangerous crazed Jihad on ice, the

> Bush Dictatorship has proposed the following measures:

> they will nuke the ice in order to destroy any weapons

> of mass destruction being hidden there. They'll burn

> out the terrorists, and make the world safer for

> skiers.

>

> Claims that greenhouse gases are being pumped into the

> atmosphere by douchebags willy-nilly cannot yet be

> verified by the Whitehouse at this stage in the

> economy.

>

> "We always knew Canada had an Axis of Evil, and this

> is the justification we need to invade Mexico,"

> gabbled Pentagon douchebag Paul Wolfowitz. The

> president was on holiday with his pet goat, as usual.

>

> Douche Cheney has been quick to secure bazillions of

> tax dollars for Haliburton in a contract to rebuild

> the ice shelves using landfill from the Fresh Kills

> site after the Canadian douchebag threat has been made

> much worse.

>

> MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!

>

> Cracked Machine irregular cyberzine

> http://www.webinfo.co.uk/crackedmachine

>

> Look at grafitti scrawled on the wall:

> Dubya can't catch family friend Bin Liner...

> But what the HELL?

> They talk to God!

>

>

>

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