[kj] (ot) Joke of the day

[Phillipps Marc]

 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of
years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a
terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle
slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about
it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the
compulsion on his own. 

One day a few weeks later , 

Bill came home and his wife could see 

At once that something was seriously wrong. 

 What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. 

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this 
 Tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
 Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. 

 Yes, I did." he replied.
 My God, Bill, what happened?" 
 "I got fired."  

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle 
 Slicer?"

" Oh...she got fired too."


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