[kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

[cliffmonka at alaska.net]

best lyrics sound exactly like someone during orgasim,does not matter if they make
sense,as long as it works.haha




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> From: fluw <fluwdot at earthlink.net>

> To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net>

> Sent: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 5:45 pm

> Subject: Re: [kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

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> the dregs by killing joke must take the cake but for some slices

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> from the so bad it's good category:

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> Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom

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> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

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> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

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> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

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> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

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> Tutti Frutti, aw rutti

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> Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop bom bom   -- tutti frutti by little richard

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> Bama lama bama loo

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> Got a girl named Lucinder, we call her the great pretender,

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> Got a girl named Lucinder, we call her the great pretender,

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> And when she talks, she says bama lama loo.

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> Bama lama, bama loo, bama lama, bama loo,

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> Bama lama, bama loo, bama lama, bama loo,

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> Now I dig her style, she's like a drive me wild with

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> Bama lama, bama loo.

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> I asked my baby for kiss, she shook her head like this,

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> I asked my little girl for kiss, she shook her head around like this,

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> She said woooo-oh, yeah.--- bama lama bama loo by little richard

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> Let them leave you up in the air

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> Let them brush your rock and roll hair

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> Let the good times roll -- the cars

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> Dug & redug & dug & redug redug.

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> O Debora you look like a zebra

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> Your sunken lace is like a galleon

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> Clawed with mysteries of the Spanish main O Debora.

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> O Debora you're always dressed like a conjurer

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> It's fine to see your young face smiling

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> 'Neath the stallion that I'm riding O Debora.

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> Debora you look like a stallion  -- debora by t rex

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> be bop a lula shes' my baby

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> be bop lula i don't mean maybe

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> be bop a lula she- he- he's my bay doll my baby doll -- gene vincent

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> You slide so good

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> With bones so fair

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> You've got the universe

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> Reclining in your hair --  jeepster  by t rex

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> I'm the cat from the alley

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> I'm the fleetfoot voodoo man

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> There's very little that's ever said

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> All of which I understand  -- rip off by t rex

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> and one from the shakespeare of rock n roll chuck berry

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> My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

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> When I was a little biddy boy

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> My grandma bought me a cute little toy

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> Two Silver bells on a string

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> She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

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> My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

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> My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

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> When I was little boy In Grammar school

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> Always went by the very best rule

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> But Evertime the bell would ring

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> You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

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> Once while climbing the garden wall,

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> Slipped and fell had a very bad fall

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> I fell so hard I heard birds sing,

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> But I held on to My ding-a-ling

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> Once while swimming cross turtle creek

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> Man them snappers right at my feet

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> Sure was hard swimming cross that thing

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> with both hands holding my dingaling

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> Now this here song it ain't so bad

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> Prettiest little song that you ever had

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> And those of you who will not sing

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> must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

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> --- nuff said---

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> GREG SLAWSON wrote:

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> "Ooo--ooo that smell/ Can't you smell that smell"...

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> "I'm hot blooded/Check it and see

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> I got a fever or 103"

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> "It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy/It's all part or my rock and

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> Aren't those all by the same band (Foreigner, maybe)?

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>> From: dpeace at bigfoot.com

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>> To: gathering at misera.net

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>> Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:45:56 +0100

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>> Subject: Re: [kj] OT: worst lyrics awards

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>> "War war is stupid

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>> And people are stupid

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>> And love means nothing

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>> In some strange quarters"

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>> Sorry about that.

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>> I also think U2's

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>> "I'm wide awake

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>> I'm wide awake

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>> Wide awake

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>> I'm not sleeping

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>> Oh, no, no, no"

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>> are pretty exceptional.

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