[kj] OT: New brothel opening in Nevada looking to hire 30 men to service women

[B. Oliver Sheppard]

[I'm posting this to kinda lighten the mood. Not that it needs to be 
lightened, because honestly, Raven's death, Jesus, that means if KJ go 
out on tour anymore it's going to be not quite complete. Now you look 
back on excellent performances like the XXV Gathering DVD and it'll be 
kinda depressing and sentimental. Also, Lance Hahn, singer of punk band 
J-Church and curator/archivist of punk lore for a couple of decades, 
recently passed. Along with Paul Fox, as you all know. Three big 
pun-related deaths in a short span. It's really awful   - Oliver]




http://www.heidistudfarm.com/appform/forms/form1.html

Thank you for inquiring about Heidi's stud farm in Crystal Nevada.

Heidi's Stud Farm will be a new structure and has NO connection to
the defunct Cherry Patch Brothel or its owner.

This is a brief overview of what to expect. This establishment will
hire men to service women.

There will be no male to male sexual services offered.

We will hire 20 men and 10 on stand-by. Lady customers will be
charged $250.00 an hour that will be split 50-50 to the house. Men
will be able to keep all tips. They will be charged a weekly rate for
a housekeeper, room, board, and food. Weekly tests for STDS and HIV
are mandatory. Employees will register for a work card with the
sheriff's department.

There is a protocol to follow and Ms. Fleiss and her lawyers are
working with the county to get this done as soon as possible. We plan
to open 40 to 60 days from now.

Please email current photos, contact information, and a brief bio to
studfarm at heidifleiss.com .

HBO is filming the building of a brothel, it will be up to the
individual to participate. If one does not want to participate it
will not effect their employment. All endorsements, novelty,
appearance fees, print, news, TV and other forms of media will be
negotiated at that time. Thank you. We are looking forward to meeting
with you.

WE ARE IN THE BEGINNING PHASE OF THE FARM AND WILL POST AS WE
PROGRESS. ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE BE PATIENT IN OUR RESPONSE, WE WILL
GET TO YOU. .