[kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...
melinda grant
hollytree1961 at hotmail.com
Sun Sep 2 16:09:41 EDT 2007
HA Ha ha ha ha ;-D))))) that was better than a steve coogan sketch!
just hope no one on that train had a sneaky camera,filming bits of it, the
whole episode doesnt want to end up on-- you tube,does it now!!!
:P poor you,what a shocking thing to happen,want some more cake :-o
,
>From: uncle benny's magical bra & liquorice factory <fatpotanga at gmail.com>
>Reply-To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the
>band!)"<gathering at misera.net>
>To: The Gathering <gathering at misera.net>
>Subject: Re: [kj] a cautionary tale from fatpotanga style...
>Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 20:38:28 +0100
>
>On Friday I had a meeting with our T Shirt supplier.
>I hopped on the train & my hour & ten min journey was extended by an extra
>80 mins.
>Half way through... Lordy!
>Too much coffee!
>I need a wee!
>So off I trundle to the toilets.
>
>This girl beat me to them so I had to dance around outside while she poo¹d,
>shaved her legs or whatever she did as she was aaaaaages in there.
>
>Now, I don¹t now if you¹re familiar with the loos on virgin trains but
>they¹re all push button with these vast curved doors that slide round
>slowly
>sideways so as to accommodate wheel chairs.
>I ran in and hit the big red button to shut the door discovering that I had
>actually hit the alarm¹ button.
>I then see this lift like button of two arrows pointing inwards ³><³ so I
>hit that & the door slowly churned inwards.
>Thank god, I started to take a leak just as this voice through the intercom
>starts asking me if I was alright.
>³Fine! Hit the wrong button!² I shouted, trying to drown out the background
>chorus of water hitting water.
>What an eedjit I though to myself as the door suddenly started to whirr
>open
>on me mid-piss.
>Now the toilet is on the wall right next to the door, I am stood up pretty
>much facing it so I can only stare in horror as the door starts to whirr
>slowly open & I am exposed cock out, mid piss to this this startled looking
>man & the corridor.
>Being an electric door a very slow moving electric door - neither he nor
>I
>can quickly slam it.
>I am also mid flow, facing him & can¹t move without it all getting very
>messy.
>He blurts an apology and moves away & just as this woman walks past I
>manage
>to reach back enough & hit the ³><³ button again to whirr the door
>agonizingly slowly closed.
>In my enthusiasm to empty my bladder it turns out I had neglected to press
>the second button marked ³L² to lock it.
>
>I am fatpotanga
>I am an equal opportunity.
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