[kj] GG Allin

folk devil folkdevil_23 at hotmail.com
Thu Sep 6 15:02:12 EDT 2007


Sounds like a true insight ;)



>From: jpwhkj at aol.com

>Reply-To: "A list about all things Killing Joke (the

>band!)"<gathering at misera.net>

>To: gathering at misera.net

>Subject: Re: [kj] GG Allin

>Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:04:24 -0400

>

>Picture the scene.

>

>A group of monkeys is happily talking about the usual stuff,?scratching

>their arses, tugging at their genitals, picking nits, etc etc, when into

>their midst the young Peter West arrives.? Within minutes several monkeys

>have run screaming from the zoo, others have stuffed their fingers in their

>ears and are refusing to communicate with anyone, two more have had a

>nervous breakdown, and the remainder are asking the zoo-keeper (a bald

>bloke with a tendency to commune with the monkeys by mooning at them) to

>get rid of the little boy. One monkey, however, sees a stray turd and

>hoicks into PW's eye.? Tranquility returns.

>

>PW, however, bears a grudge against the monkeys.? He breaks open his

>piggy-bank, takes the money he'd saved from his paper-round (with which he

>was planning on buying a season ticket to CFC, or indeed possibly just

>buying CFC - would have been cheaper back then), and buys an annual pass to

>the zoo.? He returns to the tragic scene every weekend, and torments the

>monkeys by picking arguments with them.

>

>After some years, his parents buy him a season ticket to CFC out of their

>own savings, in the hope that he will start interacting with the next level

>up the evolutionary ladder.? Sadly he ends up at the Gathering instead.

>

>And the rest, as they say, is ....

>

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>-----Original Message-----

>From: Mister Black <ssssssssss at fsmail.net>

>To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!) <gathering at misera.net>

>Sent: Tue, 28 Aug 2007 7.43pm

>Subject: Re: [kj] GG Allin

>

>

>Its shocking and distressing to be on the receiving end , I can tell ya ,

>when i was about 10 we went for a day out to Chessington Zoo , We got to

>the Monkey enclosure and we were watching the Monkeys monkeying around ,

>and the next thing that I knew was that I was sitting on the floor feeling

>a bit dazed , one of the monkeys had thrown a turd at me and it got me

>straight in the eye and it made me fall over . Completely ruined my day out

>.

>

>


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