[kj] FW: FW: FW: this is none of your business lennonka;D))

[damon cook]

On Feb 1, 2008 3:37 PM, Brendan Quinn <bq at soundgardener.co.nz> wrote:


>  Yeah, take your claptrap through the chatflap.

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> And I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHAVE THOSE SIDEBOARDS OFF HIPPIE! (20 points

> for the reference)

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> My mate was over at his father in law's place the other day. His father in

> law said to him sarcastically "Once a hippie always a hippie eh?" and he

> came straight back with "once a fascist always a fascist eh?" immediately.

> Nice J

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WELL,GOLLY!!!!
WHAT KIND UV LOVELY SOAP OPERA HOSANNA FROM THE BASEMENTS OF HELL HAVE I
STUMBLED INTO TONIGHT,SOUNDGARDENER????
I WAS UNDER THE MISTAKEN ASSUMPTION THAT MY "SIDEBOARDS" WERE STYLISH AND
SEXY LIKE MATT DAMON'S PROSTHETIC HAIR IN THE NEW KIWWINK JOWKE FLICK...
SURE AM GLAD I WAS A WISE ENUFF WIZARD TO HAVE THE FORESIGHT AND VISION TO
SHAVE THOSE UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OFF THIS MORNING BEFORE I TOOK MY PISS WARM
SHOWER SO,NOW, IN MY CURRENT GUISE AS HUNTER S. NOSTRODAMUS I CAN SAFELY
PREDICT THAT THE SUPER BOWL WILL END WITH THE FINAL SCORE:::GIANTS
28///PATRIOTS 25:::AND ALL THE WHILE A BUNCH UV SILLY AMERICANS WILL HAVE
STUMBLED AROUND THE FIELD WITH ALL SORTS OF CRANIUM ACCESSORIES AND PADS AND
GEAR ON WHILE TRYING NOT TO STARE AT THAT GUY WITH THE TATTOOS' SEXY ASS
AGAIN AND GET A HARD ON UPON THE FIELD AGAIN AND BE IN SUCH PAIN FROM THE
CUP/CROTCH SITUATION THAT THEY FUCK UP A BLOCK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S 4TH
DOWN AGAIN AND THE FUCKING ONLY GUY ON THE TEAM WHO TOUCHED THE FUCKING BALL
WITH HIS FUCKING FOOT WILL HAVE TO COME IN AND SAVE THE DAY AGAIN LIKE
ALWAYS IN THIS HORRENDOUSLY IDIOTIC SPORT CALLED NFL FOOTBALL THAT EXISTS AS
A CONSTANT REMINDER TO MYSELF,THE GUY NAMED DAMON,WHO IS NOW SO SEXY THANKS
TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE'S DECLARATION IN MY EMAIL LAST YEAR THAT" DAMON IS 2007'S
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE" THAT I CAN MOST ASSUREDLY SAY THAT ANYONE WHO IS SUCKED
IN BY THIS AMERICAN "FOOTBALL" MADNESS IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT SEXY AND,TO MY
SIDEBOARD FREE BRAIN CASE IS PROBABLY IN NEED OF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED ASS
KICKING BY SOME HOOLIGANS FROM THE WORLD CUP LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN OR THE DOWN
UNDER BOYS WITH THEIR RULES OF THE GAME EXERTING THEIR BODIES FORCEFULLY
KICKING SOME SENSE INTO THESE NATIONAL FOOTBALL FASCISTS WITH THEIR "BEND
OVER,I'LL DRIVE" FOREPLAY BEFORE THEY END UP IN THE "NO LADIES PLEASE,WE'RE
AMERICAN" LOCKER ROOM WITH ALL THEIR BIG,SHAVED,BULBOUS THINGAMABOBS TO LOOK
AT FOR 3 HOURS SOAPING UP ------WHILE THE FUCKING KICKER GOES DOWN THE PUB
WITH HIS MATES!!!!

i hereby apologize for the preceding rant concerning those fine feathered
fellows who dance around in formations for a living wearing suits of armour
and being so awfully chivalrous.it's just that when i played football
american style for a team when i was a kiddie i was forced to be a guard or
a tackle because i was such a little chubbikins hence i never got the ball
and always got penalized for offsides or holding or clotheslining. WHY
COULDN'T I BE A TIGHT END LIKE WHAT WAS THAT GUY'S NAME?CHRIS COLLINSWORTH?
MY BUTT IS TIGHT ENOUGH TO RESIST THEIR ADVANCES,I SWEAR IT IS. why?because
a guy named damon is just cursed from birth. christ.-opher is my middle name
but everyone insists on calling me DAMIEN and bringing the antichrist into
play. grrrrr
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SOUNDGARDENER????
IS MY ENGLISH THAT BAD????
I JUST WISH I LIVED IN PRAGUE NOW SO I COULD GO TO REGULAR LODGE MEETINGS
WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE PUT SOME WORK IN NO MATTER HOW LONG DISTANCE THE
RELATIONSHIP MAY HAVE GONE ON FOR YEARS.

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS ARE DIFFICULT AND IT IS FUCKING UTTER AND
COMPLETE BULLSHIT TO DISCOUNT 2 PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIP TO ONE ANOTHER SIMPLY
BECAUSE LIFE HAS NOT MADE IT CONVENIENT ENOUGH FOR THEM TO EXIST TOGETHER IN
THE SAME 3 DIMENSIONAL SPACE.
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP FOR 2 YEARS BEFORE WE
MET FACE TO FACE AND NOW WE ARE BUYING A HOUSE TOGETHER.YET WE WILL CONTINUE
TO BE A BI-COASTAL COUPLE BECAUSE LIFE IS JUST LIKE THAT FOR NOW.

I HATE TO BRING UP A SORE SUBJECT BUT I HAVE TO MENTION PAUL RAVEN HERE
BECAUSE THAT MAN CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER IN SO MANY WAYS,IN SO MANY
DIMENSIONS AND IT WAS ALL THROUGH HIS SPIRIT AND POWER OF LANGUAGE AND ART
AND COMMUNICATION. WE MAY HAVE SHARED RELATIVELY FEW WORDS COMPARED TO
ANYONE WHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY HANG OUT WITH HIM FOR HOURS AT THE
SHOW OR AT THE PUB OR IN FRONT OF THE GODDAMNED 7-11 BUT HIS WORDS WERE
POWERFUL AND THEY WERE TRANSMITTED DIRECTLY INTO MY MAGICKAL EYES AND EARS
FOR ME TO GASP IN DISBELIEF AT HIS KINDNESS... PAUL EXISTS NOW ON MY WIDE
GLIDE TOUCH SCREEN BITCH SLAP MACHINE JUST LIKE HE ALWAYS DID EXCEPT NOW
THERE ARE MEMORIALS SET UP IN HIS HONOUR AS TO THE POWER OF HIS LONG
DISTANCE COMMUNIQUES.

LONG LIVE KILLING JOKE!!!!

DOWN WITH SOAP OPERATICA!!!!

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SOON,UNCLE AL SEZ SO!!!!!

DON'T TAZE ME,GATHERERS!!!!
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