[kj] OT

[Phillipps Marc]

And you're the manager?
 
 

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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Rob's Arse
Sent: 02 January 2008 15:37
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] OT


At work we have "sample" bags.
I popped a big brown sample in one once.
The condensation formed up the sides of the bag pretty sharpish.

My colleagues, unsurprisingly, were revolted.

Two days later, I chewed up a mars bar and put it in a bag and paraded it round the office. I looked like a turd. Skid marks down the side of the bag - the real deal.

I went to admin where they looked in horror as I opened the bag and took a good, deep sniff.

Then I reached in and grabbed the "turd" and ate it.

Watching the admin manage wretch was most amusing.

Happy days.





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From: jon chapman <jonniespatula at hotmail.co.uk>
To: <gathering at misera.net>
Subject: Re: [kj] OT
Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 15:07:12 +0000



i remember a time in the early nineties videoing myself pooing on a pallet of coca cola and then leaving a copy of it in the video player in the boardroom at work,hoping it would get played at the next managerial meeting.it was found by a female admin clerk and reported!! it couldnt be prooved it was me.  thank god i've matured over the years.
 

 
 




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Date: Wed, 2 Jan 2008 00:53:06 +0000
From: ade at the-lab.zetnet.co.uk
To: gathering at misera.net
Subject: Re: [kj] OT


Hard to sign anything with a big brown slippery crayon..

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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Brendan Quinn
Sent: 02 January 2008 00:47
To: 'A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)'
Subject: Re: [kj] OT



Heh, hopefully they didn’t have to sign for their “priority delivery”…

 


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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On Behalf Of ade
Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2008 1:16 p.m.
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

 

More Postman Shat than Postman Pat ;)

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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Brendan Quinn
Sent: 01 January 2008 23:52
To: 'A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)'
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

Lawn bowels doesn’t sound like the most appealing gentlemanly game…ask Chapman :-)

 


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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On Behalf Of ade
Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2008 12:30 p.m.
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

 

lol! The difference between bowls & bowels...

-----Original Message-----
From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of Brendan Quinn
Sent: 01 January 2008 23:22
To: 'A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)'
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

Never put too many vowels into your jowls Ade…you’ll have an accident :-)

 


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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net] On Behalf Of ade
Sent: Wednesday, 2 January 2008 11:55 a.m.
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

 

Just your jowels?

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From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On Behalf Of fatpotanga
Sent: 01 January 2008 22:50
To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)
Subject: Re: [kj] OT

On 1 Jan 2008, at 22:48, Brendan Quinn wrote:

 

Fatpo you could do the slapping effect with your jowls perhaps? ;p



 

i do, but only during sex


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