[kj] OT : sound financial advice

[pssyche23]

Subject: Sound Advice

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now 
be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been 
worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than 
£5,but if you bought £1000 worth of lager/bitter, in a can one, year ago, 
drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you 
would get £21. So based on the above statistics the best current investment 
advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.    :o)