[kj] Anyone elsse ssuffering from PssKJTD ?

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Take a PA and blast the pSSyche out of the fools until they see the light!

Hilarious post, 
Dream on! 

--- On Sat, 18/10/08, Matthew Burke <marsboy1 at msn.com> wrote:


> From: Matthew Burke <marsboy1 at msn.com>

> Subject: Re: [kj] Anyone else suffering from PKJTD ?

> To: gathering at misera.net

> Date: Saturday, 18 October, 2008, 6:12 PM

> TESTIMONIAL:  

> 

> Ever since seeing Killing Joke on tour this year, no other

> music I listened to seemed to have any substance.  I scanned

> the papers and websites, but no upcoming show filled me with

> any excitement.  

> 

> I was ostricized at work because I was still talking about

> the shows a week later.  No one seemed to understand.  After

> an hour's dissertation on the difference between the set

> lists in both shows, the most anyone could offer was "I

> think I remember that song 80's".  

> 

> It was worse when I was alone.  Once, while shopping, a

> song by Coldplay came on the store's PA, in less than a

> minute's time I'd picked up a corkscrew and shoved

> it in my eye.  

> 

> That's when a friend told me about PKJTD.  Suddenly,

> all the outbursts, short-temperedness and inebriation made

> sense.  I took his advice and immersed myself in the

> American presidential election.  After 12 hours listening to

> the pundits, I realized there was a difference between the

> candidates, and that if I picked one that shared my values

> the country would improve immediately.  I've now

> returned to making small talk at work, and can't wait

> for the Coldplay tour to hit my town.

> 

> (WARNING: side effects may include dizziness, lowered heart

> rate, apathy and anal leakage.)

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