[kj] ot - first joke of 2009

[Alexander Smith]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thanks!

Alex in NYC


On Jan 2, 2009, at 11:14 AM, fluw wrote:


> Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods  

> and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get  

> his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every  

> buttercup in the patch.

> All of a sudden . . .POOF!!

> In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,  

> "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those  

> buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any  

> butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life:; better still,  

> you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your  

> life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for  

> anything the rest of your life!!!"

> Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

> After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,  

> "Fred, where are you?"

> Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."

> Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, FRED... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T  

> SWING!!!"

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