[kj] FW: Kids view of the sea

[jo]

lol.
I like number six the best.


          Little childrens view of the sea



          1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
          (Kelly age 6)

          2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

          3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you
          don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
          (Wayne age 7)

          4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
          Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie
          age 6)

          5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its
          head. (Billy age 8)

          6) My dad goes out in his boat, and comes back with crabs.
          (Emily Burniston age 5)

          7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
          to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
          blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My
          brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William
          age 7)

          8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
          shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

          9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby
          brother is always screaming and being sick, my D ad
          keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got
          pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

          10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.. Electric
          eels can give you a shock... They have to live in caves
          under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves
          into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

          11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
          it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

          12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.
          Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down
          on each other.  (Becky age 8)

          13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when
          she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again
          because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7) 
             


       


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