[kj] [KJ[ 20/04/2012 – Trezzo Sull’Adda “Live” Club - Italy (Gig Report)

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ADRIAN WASON wrote:

AHHH, THE FLASH LIGHTS IN MY HEAD ARE MAKING MY EYES BURN AND MARS HURTS MY FEET.  SOMEONE CHANGE THE DIAPERS ON THE BICYCLE BEFORE THE SPIDERS CRAWL INTO MY RECTUM!  BLARGG!!! NOW THE PINK FAIRIES JUMPED OUT OF MY NOISE HOLE BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SPINES AND WON'T GET OFF THE TV!!!  I KNOW POLE SHIFT IS ABOUT A CONFLICTED STRIPPER, RIGHT? JAZ, SHOULD I FRENCH KISS THE LIGHT SOCKET NOW OR MICROWAVE THE PROPANE TANK?