[kj] 20 feet from the band

[nicholas fitzpatrick]

Joke 1: "20 feet from the band? But you’re never more
than 20 feet from the band at all their gigs - even stood at the back!"

 

Joke 2: "20 feet from the band? Don't be stupid.
There's only four of them. The most you could get is eight?"

 

Joke 3: “Youth used to play in a band with John Lydon’s
brother. They were called the ‘4 be 20 feet from the band’.”

 

Joke 4: "£195 for a ticket? That’s a really good price.
I’ll have two of them please.”

 

Joke 5: “Courage and cowards move, to roughly 20 feet
away from the band.”

 

Joke 6: “The Cult/Mission gigs have been downsized to
smaller venues. Now you’ll never be more than 20 feet away from the bands.”





 		 	   		  
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