[LTPC-discussions] Re: James Zanker -- dead at age 41

Hugh&Elke ltpc-disc@ltpcalums.com
Wed, 25 Jun 2003 12:07:57 -0400


...and I am sure this didn't offend anybody.

H.

>
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: <Jpzank@aol.com>
> To: <jondc@xmission.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 7:44 PM
> Subject: James Zanker -- dead at age 41
>
>
> > Dear Friends,
> >
> > I am sorry to inform you that today, James Zanker, born June 5th, 1962,
> passed away due to injuries sustained in an accident in his home in Fort
> Wayne, IN.
> >
> > Memorials can be sent directly to his wife, Kyle, 5005 Innsbruck Drive,
> Fort Wayne, IN 46835
> >
> > James died from spontaneous combustion, exploding into a million pieces.
> It was messy, to say the least.
> >
> > Massive speculation surrounds his death at this time, but is it believed
> James exploded upon the realization that beginning next Monday he has to
go
> back to work and will not be able to spend 11 hours a day in front of the
> computer spending his renewals on eBay auctions.
> >
> > He will be missed by some.  Well, not that many, in reality.  But
> seriously, he has a great wife.  Send her money.
> >
>