[kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters

[Rob's Arse]

We were just talking turds here.

I had been out for a curry and beers one night and , well, let's just say that I was fully functioning! We have some sample bags here, so I thought to myself that i would put a sample in the bag. Jeez what a state! Condensation off that bastard was something else.

Anyway, this managed to upset everyone so much that I had an idea. The next day I got a Mars bar and chewed it up and spat it into a bag (a clean one I would add). I then offered said "turd" to my colleagues for their pleasure , needless to say they believed it to be real, and declined. " Well, does anyone mind if i do?" You should have seen their faces when I reached into the bag, pulled out the "turd" and then preceeded to eat said exhibit. The horror was a wonder with one girl actually wretching her guts.

Works a treat at kid's birthday parties too!



--- Devacor@aol.com wrote:
In a message dated 3/19/2004 7:46:34 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
tofield@cica.freeserve.co.uk writes:
t'was me, Tim.
My mate Joe told me this story. He swore blind it happened to him. I
dont see him very often nowadays, and he always was one to embelish a
story, shall we say! Anyway, it didnt matter to me at the time whether
it was true or not, 'cos the way he told the story had me in stitches,
one of those times when you wake up laughing the next morning!
phil
got a good one for you along the same line- my friend used to be a painter. 
One of the golden rules is you dont use the bathrooms in the house. 
My friend was having some problems that day and really had to take a dump, so 
he went against the rule and went into the house bathtroom to take it. Once 
he did and went to flush he realized the toilet was broken as their wasnt 
anything in it to make the water flush- so he had to wrap TP around his hand like a 
baseball glove and "fish it out and give it a toss out the window"- the prob 
was though that in the water in the toilet there was evidence left that 
something was in there, but nothing could be done about- from there his co-workers 
named him- "Muddy Waters"
true story


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