[kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters

[Phil]

I used to work on a forestry thinning gang. We had a 16yr old lad
working with us, fresh out of school. When you're working in the
forest, miles from the nearest toilet, you occasionally have to find a
quiet spot away rest of the gang, dig a hole and take a dump in it.
When this happened, we used to return to the gang carrying a polly
bag, with a lump of soil, or a stick inside it, and tell Ray (the 16yr
old) that the bag contained your dump, and that you were taking it
home to flush down the toilet. Ray found this whole idea totally
disgusting, and claimed he could never crap into a bag, he would
always hold it in until he could find a toilet. We kept this up for
months, until one day Ray anounced that he needed a dump and couldnt
wait any longer, and he wandered off into the woods, carrier bag in
hand. We all stood around waiting to see what would happen, then about
15 minutes later, he returned carrying what looked like a weeks
shopping! We promptly fell about laughing......for several hours! He
later told us that the most difficult part was positioning himself
over the bag, so he ended up taking his trousers and underpants
completely off in order to get his legs through the handles!
Within a week, even Ray's mum was calling him 'Baggy'!

On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 08:47:40 -0800 (PST), you wrote:

>
>We were just talking turds here.
>
>I had been out for a curry and beers one night and , well, let's just =
say that I was fully functioning! We have some sample bags here, so I =
thought to myself that i would put a sample in the bag. Jeez what a =
state! Condensation off that bastard was something else.
>
>Anyway, this managed to upset everyone so much that I had an idea. The =
next day I got a Mars bar and chewed it up and spat it into a bag (a =
clean one I would add). I then offered said "turd" to my colleagues for =
their pleasure , needless to say they believed it to be real, and =
declined. " Well, does anyone mind if i do?" You should have seen their =
faces when I reached into the bag, pulled out the "turd" and then =
preceeded to eat said exhibit. The horror was a wonder with one girl =
actually wretching her guts.
>
>Works a treat at kid's birthday parties too!
>
>
>
>--- Devacor@aol.com wrote:
>In a message dated 3/19/2004 7:46:34 AM Eastern Standard Time,=20
>tofield@cica.freeserve.co.uk writes:
>t'was me, Tim.
>My mate Joe told me this story. He swore blind it happened to him. I
>dont see him very often nowadays, and he always was one to embelish a
>story, shall we say! Anyway, it didnt matter to me at the time whether
>it was true or not, 'cos the way he told the story had me in stitches,
>one of those times when you wake up laughing the next morning!
>phil
>got a good one for you along the same line- my friend used to be a =
painter.=20
>One of the golden rules is you dont use the bathrooms in the house.=20
>My friend was having some problems that day and really had to take a =
dump, so=20
>he went against the rule and went into the house bathtroom to take it. =
Once=20
>he did and went to flush he realized the toilet was broken as their =
wasnt=20
>anything in it to make the water flush- so he had to wrap TP around his =
hand like a=20
>baseball glove and "fish it out and give it a toss out the window"- the =
prob=20
>was though that in the water in the toilet there was evidence left that=20
>something was in there, but nothing could be done about- from there his =
co-workers=20
>named him- "Muddy Waters"
>true story
>
>
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