[kj] FW: OT

[Paul Wady]

Hooray!  Thank Goodness.  XXX

Keep Smiling...


From: hollytree1961 at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Sun, 6 Jan 2008 23:37:22 +0000Subject: Re: [kj] FW: OT


but didnt work on your new wife then wady sounds like your loosing the nack ;D))))))) !!!!!


From: paulwady at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Fri, 4 Jan 2008 12:49:01 +0000Subject: Re: [kj] FW: OT

What I always swore by was chatting any would be attackers up.  They'll run for it.   Always worked on women...

Keep Smiling...


From: hollytree1961 at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Thu, 3 Jan 2008 22:46:35 +0000Subject: [kj] FW: OT


> Date: Fri, 4 Jan 2008 11:40:53 +1300> From: humanhybrid666 at gmail.com> To: gathering at misera.net> Subject: Re: [kj] OT> bongo said.... > "cheers..! i aint much of a fighter, and i now have my strategy all sorted...> (hoping for a chance to test it out soon..."> > i certainly am, if push comes to shove,we all have hidden strengths--ive only been in 3 fights in my life,won all three ;)!!! milinda ps bongo you can do it,be brave if ever your conrnered and stand up to all bullies ok--happy new year ;)> > > > On Jan 3, 2008 11:53 AM, Brendan <bq at soundgardener.co.nz> wrote:> > It could actually save your life, here's how:> >> > If you're ever in a really bad situation, cornered with 8 nasty guys with> > weapons about to rip you a new one...best thing to do, go with the nerves,> > take a dump in your pants, smear your hands through it, cover your face> > and run full tit through them screaming like a madman...no one is gonna> > want to even touch you.> >> > Actually it'd make quite a good Mentos ad, right down to the lightbulb> > moment when he has the inspiration...> >> > Aaahhhh...2008 is off to a cacking good start on the Gathering shitlist :)> >> >> >> > > Isn't shit great !?!?!> > >> > > -----Original Message-----> > > From: gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On> > > Behalf Of fatpotanga> > > Sent: 02 January 2008 21:55> > > To: A list about all things Killing Joke (the band!)> > > Subject: Re: [kj] OT> > >> > >> > > I've probably mentioned this before (but when has that every stopped me?)> > > A guy (called Jamie funnily enough) in my old dive club, on his honeymoon> > > came out of the bathroom naked & thought it'd be a good idea to impress> > > his new bride by farting.> > > He bent over, let rip & this 'widget' as he called it flew out of his arse> > > and landed square in the middle of the newspaper she was reading!> > > Strangely enough the marriage didn't last long.> > > --> > > My mate Geoff on a 1st date got caught short & nipped in a park for a poo.> > > It was very cold & dark, he was drunk & fell backwards onto it and had it> > > smeared all up the back of his coat.> > > --> > > Another friend of mine tells a tale from his student days of his house> > > mate (again after beer) going for a huge, satisfying dump.> > > He leaped back into bead only to have shit squirt up his back & onto the> > > wall.> > > In his enthusiasm he'd neglected to pull down his underwear.> > > --> > > another guy I know worked on a road gang.> > > A newbie turned up one day working on a pipeline down a country lane.> > > He needed to go & asked his workmates what they did.> > > Just go in the hedge they said.> > > off he goes, and has a great big dump.> > > What he doesn't know is one of them was on the other side of the hedge> > > with a shovel who catches it all & spirits it away leaving this poor sod> > > somewhat flummoxed when he stand up see nothing after what was probably a> > > satisfying motion.> > > --> > > Another friend Niall cites this as his 2nd most embarrassing moment.> > > There'd been a house party & he'd been drinking pretty solidly for 2 days.> > > So much so he lost control of his bowels & shat himself.> > > being drunk he took all his clothes off, managing to cover himself & the> > > floor & walls in poo.> > > being drunk, he then went out onto the landing stark naked, covered in> > > shit with a miniscule dick after 2 days of constant booze & declared in> > > front of a packed house his undying love for this girl & threatened the> > > guy she was getting off with.> > > I'd love to know his 1st most. He won't tell.> > > --> > > my mate Richard went off adventuring all over South America. he does some> > > serious mountaineering.> > > He climbed up a huge mountain despite rock falls & an avalanche warning.> > > Reaches the summit & after hours of holding it in just has to go to the> > > toilet.> > > He inches to the edge, digs his crampons in and squats down - arse over a> > > thousand foot drop or whatever it was.> > > He hears this almighty roar & in his own words literally shat himself as> > > he looked round expecting to see an avalanche.> > > Beneath him was a passenger jet!> > > --> > >> > > I have a lot more poo stories but thankfully that's all for now children.> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > On 2 Jan 2008, at 20:49, ade wrote:> > >> > >> > >> > > This & Rob's story rocks - pure quality.> > >> > > I remember watching out while my mate shat down the cavity of a house that> > > was being built. Clearly> > > a pioneer in environmentally friendly insulation methods.> > >> > > I bet the people who now live in that house have spent £1000s trying to> > > exorcise the place of an> > > Amityville-style infestation, replete with fgunny smells &> > > stained/bleeding walls...> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > _______________________________________________> > > Gathering mailing list> > > Gathering at misera.net> > > http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering> > >> >> >> > _______________________________________________> >> > Gathering mailing list> > Gathering at misera.net> > http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering> >> > > > -- > > > "due to a lack of trained trumpeters, the end of the world has been> postponed indefinitely..."> _______________________________________________> Gathering mailing list> Gathering at misera.net> http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering


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