[kj] FW: OT

[Brendan]

Losing the knackers more like ;)


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> From: hollytree1961 at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Sun, 6 Jan

> 2008 23:37:22 +0000Subject: Re: [kj] FW: OT

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>

> but didnt work on your new wife then wady sounds like your loosing the

> nack ;D))))))) !!!!!

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> From: paulwady at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Fri, 4 Jan 2008

> 12:49:01 +0000Subject: Re: [kj] FW: OT

>

> What I always swore by was chatting any would be attackers up.  They'll

> run for it.   Always worked on women...

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> From: hollytree1961 at hotmail.comTo: gathering at misera.netDate: Thu, 3 Jan

> 2008 22:46:35 +0000Subject: [kj] FW: OT

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>> Date: Fri, 4 Jan 2008 11:40:53 +1300> From: humanhybrid666 at gmail.com>

>> To: gathering at misera.net> Subject: Re: [kj] OT> bongo said.... >

>> "cheers..! i aint much of a fighter, and i now have my strategy all

>> sorted...> (hoping for a chance to test it out soon..."> > i certainly

>> am, if push comes to shove,we all have hidden strengths--ive only been

>> in 3 fights in my life,won all three ;)!!! milinda ps bongo you can do

>> it,be brave if ever your conrnered and stand up to all bullies ok--happy

>> new year ;)> > > > On Jan 3, 2008 11:53 AM, Brendan

>> <bq at soundgardener.co.nz> wrote:> > It could actually save your life,

>> here's how:> >> > If you're ever in a really bad situation, cornered

>> with 8 nasty guys with> > weapons about to rip you a new one...best

>> thing to do, go with the nerves,> > take a dump in your pants, smear

>> your hands through it, cover your face> > and run full tit through them

>> screaming like a madman...no one is gonna> > want to even touch you.> >>

>> > Actually it'd make quite a good Mentos ad, right down to the

>> lightbulb> > moment when he has the inspiration...> >> > Aaahhhh...2008

>> is off to a cacking good start on the Gathering shitlist :)> >> >> >> >

>> > Isn't shit great !?!?!> > >> > > -----Original Message-----> > > From:

>> gathering-bounces at misera.net [mailto:gathering-bounces at misera.net]On> >

>> > Behalf Of fatpotanga> > > Sent: 02 January 2008 21:55> > > To: A list

>> about all things Killing Joke (the band!)> > > Subject: Re: [kj] OT> >

>> >> > >> > > I've probably mentioned this before (but when has that every

>> stopped me?)> > > A guy (called Jamie funnily enough) in my old dive

>> club, on his honeymoon> > > came out of the bathroom naked & thought

>> it'd be a good idea to impress> > > his new bride by farting.> > > He

>> bent over, let rip & this 'widget' as he called it flew out of his arse>

>> > > and landed square in the middle of the newspaper she was reading!> >

>> > Strangely enough the marriage didn't last long.> > > --> > > My mate

>> Geoff on a 1st date got caught short & nipped in a park for a poo.> > >

>> It was very cold & dark, he was drunk & fell backwards onto it and had

>> it> > > smeared all up the back of his coat.> > > --> > > Another friend

>> of mine tells a tale from his student days of his house> > > mate (again

>> after beer) going for a huge, satisfying dump.> > > He leaped back into

>> bead only to have shit squirt up his back & onto the> > > wall.> > > In

>> his enthusiasm he'd neglected to pull down his underwear.> > > --> > >

>> another guy I know worked on a road gang.> > > A newbie turned up one

>> day working on a pipeline down a country lane.> > > He needed to go &

>> asked his workmates what they did.> > > Just go in the hedge they said.>

>> > > off he goes, and has a great big dump.> > > What he doesn't know is

>> one of them was on the other side of the hedge> > > with a shovel who

>> catches it all & spirits it away leaving this poor sod> > > somewhat

>> flummoxed when he stand up see nothing after what was probably a> > >

>> satisfying motion.> > > --> > > Another friend Niall cites this as his

>> 2nd most embarrassing moment.> > > There'd been a house party & he'd

>> been drinking pretty solidly for 2 days.> > > So much so he lost control

>> of his bowels & shat himself.> > > being drunk he took all his clothes

>> off, managing to cover himself & the> > > floor & walls in poo.> > >

>> being drunk, he then went out onto the landing stark naked, covered in>

>> > > shit with a miniscule dick after 2 days of constant booze & declared

>> in> > > front of a packed house his undying love for this girl &

>> threatened the> > > guy she was getting off with.> > > I'd love to know

>> his 1st most. He won't tell.> > > --> > > my mate Richard went off

>> adventuring all over South America. he does some> > > serious

>> mountaineering.> > > He climbed up a huge mountain despite rock falls &

>> an avalanche warning.> > > Reaches the summit & after hours of holding

>> it in just has to go to the> > > toilet.> > > He inches to the edge,

>> digs his crampons in and squats down - arse over a> > > thousand foot

>> drop or whatever it was.> > > He hears this almighty roar & in his own

>> words literally shat himself as> > > he looked round expecting to see an

>> avalanche.> > > Beneath him was a passenger jet!> > > --> > >> > > I

>> have a lot more poo stories but thankfully that's all for now children.>

>> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > On 2 Jan 2008, at 20:49, ade wrote:> > >> >

>> >> > >> > > This & Rob's story rocks - pure quality.> > >> > > I

>> remember watching out while my mate shat down the cavity of a house

>> that> > > was being built. Clearly> > > a pioneer in environmentally

>> friendly insulation methods.> > >> > > I bet the people who now live in

>> that house have spent £1000s trying to> > > exorcise the place of an> >

>> > Amityville-style infestation, replete with fgunny smells &> > >

>> stained/bleeding walls...> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >

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